Talking Tom Sells Crystal Meth

The cute cat from that iPhone app has a side business selling crystal meth. For more info call Jake Fogelnest at (646) 484-5323. Legal disclaimer: The cute cartoon cat is not actually selling crystal meth. It’s a joke. Though I would hope that should go without saying. It’s impossible for a cartoon character to sell any type of controlled substance. Actually, it’s impossible for a cartoon character to sell ANYTHING. Cartoons are not real. And before you get all indignant and bring up “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” I should point out that “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” isn’t a documentary. That film was entirely fictional. If you call up (646) 484-5323 you will not be able to purchase any type of drugs. All you will be able to do is talk to a guy who sometimes shows up on basic cable. And that guy doesn’t even drink! This has been a paid political announcement from the friends of Sarah Palin.