I Think I Need Steroids. Im So Tired and Mad, and I Want Muscle! Should I? Im Really Confused.?
Question by Rod: I think i need steroids. Im so tired and mad, and i want muscle! Should I? Im really confused.?
I think this story would help to understand where i am:
At track practice today, we were throwing the shot outside. All my friends were throwing 35ft and above, but im stuck at 20 feet. Now, this is my first year, and not as strong as the rest, since i only recently got into sport. Im 15, a freshman, and i have a body build of a muscular person, too bad it’s hardly muscle.
The second reason i want to take them is because of a kid named Justin. This guy is the strongest freshman we have, and he’s benching 210. He allways pushes me around and says i suck, making fun of me before, during, and after practice. He even took my spot during football, and made it known that i suck at sports all over the school. Today a kid made a joke saying that i was going to come back in a year after using steroids, and kick his ass. Usually i would just chuckle and fantasized about it, but i really took it to heart. Im tired of competing to be as strong as him, and im tired of being weak, and feeling intimidated every time i walk into the weight room with the other athletes.
During football, the choaches even made fun of me, and i’m sure that our track coach is allready cracking jokes. Yeah, i know steroids are illegal, and its the “Wussy way to get strong”, but im tired, so damn tired of being weak. I want to get big. Now.
Questions i want to know about steroids:
1. When should I take them? (10 min before practice, ect…)
2. What are the short term and long term effects?
3. Could i be allergic?
4. How long do i have to stay off for them to pass through my system, so i can pass a urine test? (we havent done any yet, and doubt we will)
5. How long before i start seeying results?
6. Addictive?
7. Any legal ways to get them/get working alternatives?
Thanks.
Keep in mind that i’ll probably use them about 1-3 times a week, for about 2 weeks. Maybe less.
Best answer:
Answer by Michael Scott
hehe you have sh1tty self esteem
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