Silly Question. but Does the Following Phrase Make Sense?

Question by Jen: Silly question. But does the following phrase make sense?
“I’m drinking Pepsi like a Crack addict would abuse his substance.”
PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE. this isn’t going for EVERYONE. but I’m just trying to put it across that I’m drinking a lot of pepsi. it’s not all that serious… I just want to put it as my Facebook Status. LMAO

Best answer:

Answer by Gretchen S
Yes, makes sense to me. I’m drinking Diet Coke.

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