Obama Hides His Gangly Frail Body and Deteriorating Health and Uses Daughter for Political Phot-Op

NO PRESS ALLOWED! ONLY ONE WHITE HOUSE-ISSUED PHOTO… President Barack Obama wanted to convince America that the Gulf of Mexico remains open for business. But perhaps he didn’t want the world to catch another glimpse of his hairless chest. So when he and his daughter, Sasha, took a dip in the sea off Florida this weekend, only the White House photographer was allowed to capture proceedings. The official picture was intended to provide evidence that the region’s beaches are back to normal. Yet it soon emerged that the private beach on which it was taken, off Alligator Point in St Andrew Bay, north-west Florida, isn’t technically in the gulf. Obama’s skinny and frail body hidden frm public view (not all pics can be photoshopped to make him appear beefy lol). Obama lost so much weight since 2008, he may have a tapeworm or may be suffering from cocaine withdrawal symptoms. The press was forbidden to watch skinny Obama frolicking around in the water…why?