Mood Matters…………..not a Joke but Ok Types!?

Question by JODY SINGS: Mood matters…………..not a joke but ok types!?
MOODS OF A WOMAN – An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, a woman is a bundle of contradiction.
She’s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose, she’ll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.
She’ll win you in range, enchant you in silk, she’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
At times she’ll be vengeful, merry and sad, she’ll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
MOODS OF A MAN
Horny
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A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of
aversion therapy. “When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your *ss. Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others in such a fashion as you can’t tell which one it is. The aversion is obvious:
you won’t dare smoke any of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar.” “Thanks doc, I’ll try it.” And he did. But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor again. “What? My recommendation didn’t work? It was supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours!” “Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my addiction,” said the patient. “What is that supposed to mean?” “Well, I don’t smoke cigars anymore, but now I can’t go to sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my ass.”

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