If You Knew You Were Going to Jail, What Are Appropriate Things to Yell at the Police?

Question by Rick Ross: If you knew you were going to jail, what are appropriate things to yell at the police?
I have a warrant for selling meth in a school zone, but don’t have the money to flee town. So now, I’m pretty much waiting for the sheriff to knock on my door…

I hate cops sooooooo much though, they are always ass-holes and try to talk down to you like they are so good and you are so bad. I don’t need the guilt trip, just take me to jail and let me do my time, you know?

So what are some things I could yell at the cops that would make them angry, but not cause me stiffer penalties then I’m already facing? I have a megaphone, strong oak doors, and three stories of house.

I was thinking things like:
Singing the national anthem
“You’ll never take me alive, coppers!”
“I’ve got a boner!”
“Kids love meth!”
“My dad could kick your dads ass!”
“Look out below!”

I could also accuse officers who pat me down of getting an erection, or complain about the air conditioning in the squad car. Any ideas? I really don’t want to come off as rude.

Best answer:

Answer by panda
Why be mad at them? You done it to your self.

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