How Can a Man Go to Law School? I Know That a Mafia Don Can Go, but How Can a Man Go?

Question by Wade H: How can a man go to law school? I know that a mafia don can go, but how can a man go?
Mafia dons can and will dope with date rape drugs and rape honest men, then perhaps years later, before the fellow can even get out from under the amnesia from the date rape drugs come after him for “child support” and thus exclude him from possibility of ever getting a loan for collage, or grant, or monies from any federally managed source. And honest men have no body guards to protect them from this abuse like the Mafia don does. So, how does an honest man get to collage so to have the capacity to fight for our rights the USA, unless of course he or she is in fact pro mob or so incompetent as to say get the USA 9 trillion dollars into debt? Or, does a man need collage these days to get elected? So, a corollary to my question: how many elected officials and judges are without collage? Second corollary: how does an uneducated fellow avoid jail and loss of license for failure to pay child support without collage if ordered to earn over $ 30,000 per year after being shot through the head?

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Answer by <3pirate
you join the mafia apparently.

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