Cool “Heroin Addiction” Images

A few nice heroin addiction images I found:

“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.” ~George Carlin

Image by pimpdisclosure
the pimp chronicles
Pub: VIII
7/26/10

How many times have you heard some idiot proudly announce this:

“Smoking cigarettes is even more addictive than doing heroin!”.

Okay Surgeon General, um… I don’t think so. I’ve never seen a cigarette junkie lying homeless in the streets trying to feed his cigarette addiction. Nor do we have people dying by way of an overdose of cigarette. No sharing needles filled with every disease known to man with cigarettes either.

Jesus fuck why am I even trying to convince you?! Think about that statement for a second. Does anyone in their logical brain really think smoking a dumbfuck lousy cigarette even can be spoken in the same breath as HEROIN when it comes to anything, including addiction?

And I love the idiots that make this claim always have these mystery scientists to back it up.

“I read in some article in this magazine that this study was done to show that . . . . “

Oh shut up. Stop right there you lying scum! Don’t make any more excuses as to why you smell like a tailgate pipe. You did not read anything in any magazine. Why do you lie like that? Your friend Douglass Dickhead probably told you one afternoon when you were out taking your 14th smoke break at work.

Face it, people who make this claim are just passing this moronic rumor around as to make their addiction sound much more intense than it is. So they make this crazy assertion by putting it side by side with the grand daddy of addiction junkie dealing loser street needle sharing drugs: heroin.

Besides, any publication and/or scientist that does make that claim with such idiocy should get their head out of their ass anyway. You don’t need a scientific study to figure this one out. It’s a fucking NO BRAINER!

Get over yourself man. Just quit if you want to quit. It’s not heroin, it’s not coke, it’s not meth, it’s not even in the same stratosphere as it’s legal cohort cousin alcohol. It’s a lousy stinkin’ cigarette. And past the act of doing it, and a few days and/or weeks of fiending for one, you can quit if you really wanted to.

And if you don’t want to quit, stop it with the whole heroin decree. I’m not impressed nor do I feel sorry for you. I dare you to stick a needle of some dope in your vein, get high, and then tell me about your little cigarette addiction.

Tell ya what, if they ever come out with a candy gum to cure a heroin addiction like they did with cigarettes, then maybe I’ll take you more serious. In the meantime, continue to puff away and shut the hell up about the heroin.

Thanks.

Your Friend,
Heroin Harry
xoxo

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