Rubaskin Rabbi Kicked Out of Jail, a Demanding PIA.

The Rabbi was kicked out of jail for being a pain in the azz. Jails deal with drunkards, meth addicts, heroin withdrawl, but the Rabbi was such a pain they could not deal with him. The goyim police officers attempted to make him happy and could not. He wanted to be carried everywhere because he didn’t have his holy underwear. I kid you not. They gave him his sacred drawers but when he wanted leather straps, they said no. they need to send him to Arpaio.

This is what they would be looking up, I imagine, if they had computers and internet access in the first season of LOST.