What Do You Think Would Happen to Santa Today in the USA if He Were Real?

Published May 27, 2010

Christians would welcome him graciously into their homes.

Gang members would sleighjack him.

Crystal meth addicts are so paranoid that they would take him out while he was still on the roof.

Crack addicts would steal his bag of toys.

The ACLU would sue him for saying Merry Christmas.

PETA would accuse him of being cruel to animals and stage a “free the reindeer rally”

Labor unions would try to go in and unionize the elves. (No toys for little girls and boys because the elves went on strike)

The government would stop him from delivering toys until he paid the proper import tax.

The military would capture him for entering into no fly zones.

The justice system would label him a sex offender and a stalker for having little girls and boys sit on his lap, sneaking into their homes while they were asleep and watching them to see who was naughty or nice. “He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows when you’ve been bad or good”–just creepy.

The immigration office would deport him because he entered without a passport or visa.

Homeland Security would detain him and question him about the naughty list and how he got that information and what was he planning on doing with that information.

He would be accused of discriminatory practices for having a naughty/nice list.
Toolate…it is actually not a negative rant but shows how absurd some of the USA really is especially PETA and ACLU

What Do You Think Would Happen to Santa Today in the USA if He Were Real?

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