Here’s the full text Aidan Carrig went on to lead a mass suicide He did not participate due to illness. He was sent to Mountjoy but walked out the front gate, never to be seen again, presumed dead or in Caltra. Although the police did not find Aidan in their search, they did find one Martin Gordon, wanted for walking randomly onto stages and shaking hands as well as the illegal cocaine/chewy sweet smuggling cartel he controlled. His partner in crime, Deirdre Dolan, nicknamed Deirdre the Dagger, is still on the run, and is also wanted for the Assassination of the President of the United States. Edward Corcoran, who acquired American Citizenship for the craic, was enlisted into the US army. He entered politics and became the most popular President ever whose sharp tongue could only be beaten by a certain environmentalist. This was of course Marie Glynn, who once famously made a Hungarian diplomat fall to his knees and beg for mercy during a slagging match at a UN global warming summit. She also played poker, at which she was second only to one man. Owen O Connor owned the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the World Poker Championships holding only a two of clubs, a seven of spades, a green five from the game Uno, a bridge scoring card and a Get out of jail free, from Monopoly. This lead to a mass riot on the World Poker headquarters where Shauna Keary worked as a Tea Lady. Little did the rioters know, Shauna could kickbox. Shauna won. Enda Magennis (who … Video Rating: 5 / 5