Is Riding the Midnight Hog 2 to 3 Times a Day Too Much if on Vacation?

Published July 23, 2010

Question by DoggyDooDoo: Is riding the midnight hog 2 to 3 times a day too much if on vacation?
This is the first winter break without a girlfriend and I find myself “riding the midnight hog” 2 or 3 times a day. Is that too much? Should I seek addiction services or am I just normal?

Best answer:

Answer by twitchymcspank
First of all, that is a hillarious way to put it. Second, don’t feel ashamed or abnormal at all. Everyone does it, despite the mean comments from pathetic embarrased teens 🙂 It’s just fine. Your urges will decrease with time.

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