I’m Sorry I Ain’t Rich Like You!?

Question by Boozette Jones: I’m sorry I ain’t rich like you!?
Don’t get me wrong Arnel is a good man, but ladies you know how it is when things go kind of stale in the boudior department.
Well thing is I got knocked up. Normally this would be a joyous occasion in our house, between Arnel and me we got 8 young ‘uns. And as Arnel is always sayin the more the monnier! (on account of the government checks).
Thing is Arnel and me ain’t had relations in a fortnight, but after a 12 pack of Ham’s Light he don’t know if he is pokin me or the hole lil Merle kicked in the wall when he got the rabies.
Arnel might get suspicios when that lil one comes out black though! Yes, I been havin’ myself an affair with a colored fellow, I met down the Dollar Store. His name is Peaches and on a side note: yes ladies he is in possession of the biggest wanger I was lucky enough to come into contact with. Whooooo-weeeeeee.
Now, is customary after Peaches and I finish coitus, I make him a snack and cook up a nice big shot of meth for myself.
Well I had lil Roy heat up a “Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket” and I got my gear cooked up, just as we were about to enjoy ourselfs, don’t you just know what I heard that’s right Arnel’s truck pulling right up. Well Peaches was out the window like a flash, and I thought I was safe but when old Arnel came in, took off his dungarees and he sat right down on the bed on top of that Hot Pocket, and jumped up like a rocket and his scrotum ran head on into my fully loaded needle.
Yep, I got a pretty good whoopin that day folks and he still ain’t even found out about Peaches.
Thing is I still need a ride over to the free clinic.
Can one of ya’ll help a lady out?

Best answer:

Answer by Natasha B(blocked by cowards)
This is the trolling at it’s worst.
If this was actually your life, I doubt you would even have access to a computer…I have no doubt you may be a boozer and drug user of some type….I just don’t think it’s as bad as you put it though….

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