How Do You Keep From Nodding Off During Mass?

Question by Sister Cordelia VT-PMS: How do you keep from nodding off during mass?
Honest to Pete! it’s taking me two boxes of ephedrine just to make it through the first half-hour–Does anybody know someone at Saint Anthony’s who cooks meth?

Best answer:

Answer by Steve N
Go to a church that doesn’t speak in Latin and then try listening closely.

You’ll learn a lot.

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