Can You Add Something to These Fake Headlines?

Published July 24, 2010

Question by opjames: Can you add something to these fake headlines?
“Arms dealer busted for selling stolen limbs”
“Bill Clinton offers to be Obama’s First Man if Obama elected”
“Britney Spears goes 3 hours without harming self, kids”
“Man sues Viagra maker for injuries sustained when he trips and pole vaults out bedroom window”
“Mitt Romney died from acute boredom, coroner concludes”
“Mccain assures Republicans he will try to be a more facist conservative if elected”
“New Crystal Meth diet all the rage”
“Willie Nelson sets new record for longest joint rolled”
“New Green Car runs on mold spores”

Best answer:

Answer by Phish-n-chips
Coffee producers napping on the job: Report concludes (Real one)

IT geeks have trouble getting dates: study shows

Married partners get on each other’s nerves over time: study shows (Real one)

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!