A Crash Course in Party Crashing

Officers trained in crisis intervention
Two officers receive a call from dispatch about a man in a city park wearing nothing but a trenchcoat, demanding people convert or die. Concerned citizens demand the officers at the scene take the man away, but the man refuses to cooperate.

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Election FEVER: The cries, the lies and the rise —
I wonder if my doctor would give me a two-week sick leave note for having election fever. I contracted it a few days ago while passing a rally in the San Juan area. Party supporters were hacking and wheezing their praise on politicians who somehow keep niftily avoiding coughing up answers to basic questions like: What allyuh really spend my tax dollars on because ah going home and ah sure it …

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A crash course in party crashing
As Saratoga’s season gears up, police, park officers train for mayhem

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